Authored by: AutumnWind77 on Tuesday, December 04 2012 @ 02:13 PM CST

The RAIDERS game plan to beat Manning Thursday Night:

Study the film very closely. Not game film. The Ace Ventura Pet Detective film and kidnap Manning before the game. But that wouldn't work cause we would have to score and Caleb Hanie would cut us up like Johnny U anyway.

And if you are not embarrassed enough our mentally challenged owner complains to reporters that we don't get the prime time announcers. OMG!!! And what is up with his hair?

This team reminds me of a bit Bill Cosby did about the Temple team he played for. He said they were so bad on O that they started burning clock as soon as the game started and the defensive philophacy was.... When the other team would score they would say "So what!"

Hopefully Donkey will stay home. Coming back to Oakland could only hurt us. But what would we do if we don't get the same old same old
rhetoric from the Donkey after the game?

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